Anthony: “mommy, mommy, smell my hand!!”
Me: *sniffing because I’m gullible like that*
Anthony: *laughing* “does it smell bad, mommy?”
Me: “yeah….”
Anthony: *laughing hysteically* “I farted on my hand!!!!” LOLOLOLOL
I mean, really!!?? Where do boys learn these things? What am I gonna do where there are 3 boy teenagers at the same time? *sigh*
